Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.