How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.