What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."