What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.