What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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The cow jumped over the moon.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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It means nothing to them.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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He was Koalified

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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IBM

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.