What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager