A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
A Si-gull
A: It broke the law of gravity!
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Aspirin sorry guys
It caused a revolution.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
It staged a coup
A STOOL Pigeon
For staging a coo