What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.