What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !