What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.