What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.