Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.