How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.