How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.