How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.