How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality