How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.