How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain