What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.