What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.