Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR