Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What's the worst cut of steak?

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