What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.