What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.