How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake