How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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broosts

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He didn't knead any more dough.

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Don't look, I'm changing!

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Hey.. you're looking fly"

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Potato!

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Because he was a potato!

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Eh-1 (Sorry)

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Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!