Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "