What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.