Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.