Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.