Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.