What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.