What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).