How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!