You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
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Strap a steak to the ceiling
Because it's more than a ceiling
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
You staple food on the ceilings.
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
tape velcro to the ceiling.
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
Staple food to the ceiling!
You tape bread to the ceiling.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
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Glue bread to the ceiling.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
A crappy electrician
then jetpack through the ceiling.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Because it was screwed up!
An Ethiopian rave.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Because they're sycophants!
Raid
Sow-r dough bread.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
They are always a bit METEOR!
Because they can get their whole grains.
Because there is no water in Africa.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
