What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.