What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.