How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!