How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.