How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.