How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.