Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.