Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.