Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking