Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."