Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged