What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.