What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids