Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!