What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...