What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces