What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!