What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.