What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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They both came in a little behind.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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An arms race.

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Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.