Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".