What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search