What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden