What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.