What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance