What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!