What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.