A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
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Take me to the airport.
To the airport please
Straight, No Chaser.
Homeless
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
By the ears
Because all proper tea is theft.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
They all left.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Because he'd drop everything
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After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
the guy likes his power chords too much.