Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra