How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.