Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."