Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Because of his hex appeal.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!