What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.