What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark