What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Russell.

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unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene