Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them