How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.