How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours