What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.