What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours