What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.