What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin