How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.