How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.