How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.