What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.