What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.