What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.