What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.