What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.