What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.