Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.