Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!